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Thursday, April 16, 2009 @ 10:45 PM

Theory of Fetish For Weird Songs.
(Eg. T-shirt and Chacarron Macarron)


[Eias] Lose A HeartbeaT says:
We have to listen to funny songs once in awhile to remind ourselves of the FUNNINESS present in the world.
[Eias] Lose A HeartbeaT says:
This will result in a reduction in stress levels as the LRSL (Long Run Stress Level) curve will shift to the left.
[Eias] Lose A HeartbeaT says:
This will then cause lesser white hair as Stress Level is a component of the causes of white hair.
[Eias] Lose A HeartbeaT says:
As proven by Ng Jing Kai, who listens to fast songs, he has White hair.
[Eias] Lose A HeartbeaT says:
Therefore, Theory of Fetish for Weird Songs is true by mathematical induction.


I can't believe I have a friend like that.
And the 'that' doesn't refer to something good, my friend.